oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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