This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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