it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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