I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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