Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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