Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
worst night to have a conscience
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
did you just send me my own nude
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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