should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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