We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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