When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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