Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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