he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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