i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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