I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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