Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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