Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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