I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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