this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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