last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize