I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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