so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
she looked like the before picture.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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