Porn is love you can see.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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