So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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