we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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