i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
