why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I'm passing your future prison.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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