I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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