They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My vagina just recognized that song.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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