Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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