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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know

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• (254): View more from Texas

  she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.

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• (415): View more from California

  i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth

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• (682): View more from Texas

  I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.

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  i dont think thats healthy man...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox

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• (707): View more from California

  I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I need to wash the frat house off of me

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.

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