I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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