Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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