So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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