I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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