I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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