I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
