So drunk, too bad you don't want this
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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