I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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