should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Randomize
