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She said her name was "party"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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