doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Me too!
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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