I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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