i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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