You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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