so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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