It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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