And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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