toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
look no pants
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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