And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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