Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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