Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Randomize
