woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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