that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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