awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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