Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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